So...tattoos.  Sometimes I feel like the only human without one.  And I'm generally okay with an occasional discreet tattoo.  But discreet isn't what people take photos of for their online profiles. 

Here is the entire profile of a guy who emailed me last night:

I know how to hold a grudge
I can send a bridge up in smoke And I can't count the people
I've let down, the hearts I've broke You ain't gotta dig too deep
If you wanna find some dirt on me I'm learning who you've been Ain't who you've got to be
It's gonna be an uphill climb Aww honey I won't lie
I ain't no angel I still got a still few more dances with the devil I’m cleanin up my act, little by little
I’m getting there I can finally stand the man in the mirror I see I ain’t as good as I’m gonna get
But I’m better than I used to be...

Are these the lyrics to a bad country song or what?

And now the photo to go with the profile...

  

oh yeah - he's the whole package!